Inappropriate Comments

It occurred to me that by including the words "pussy heaven" in my last post that I may end up attracting the wrong clientele.  The thought of naked, overweight and slightly sweating men anticipating this idyllic place, having clicked on a random Google search of the term, leaves me a little concerned to say the least.  I mean my family read this blog from time to time and it just would not be right.

So for those expecting some form of imagery I have included the one below to satisfy the expectations of the perspiring masses.

 

In fact for those seeking moving pictures check this out: Cat Herding

 

Being quite conscientious I did put the aforementioned term into Google and I  saw that the response was much as I would expect, even some had references to "weed".  Happily enough this blog was not there among the top results.  I am of course avoiding the term deliberately now as I would hate to increase the likelihood of the blog being linked to some disreputable website.

 

My idea of cat heaven (note the safer use of the word cat...) is a blazing fire, fur blanket, a personal door opener, stroker and ear masseuse.  Food and toys would be on tap, the place would be hoover free and there would be a fish tank for amusement purposes.  Maybe some plants to chew on and some expensive furniture to strop the claws.  Of course visits to the vet would not be required.

 

Having introduced Gamin to you I think I maybe ought to include a picture, it is normal he just sits like that.  The face is also typical half grumpy, I do have better but this will do for now.